Comments on: Vampires Everywhere! – Lost in the Shadows

By: SerenityInFire

SerenityInFire — Sun, 09 May 2010 14:21:46 +0000

Honestly, the parts of the video where that hot blonde chick is running in slow-mo remind me of Baywatch.

By: Twilight – Monument to Time End « Teeth of the Divine

Twilight – Monument to Time End « Teeth of the Divine — Fri, 07 May 2010 05:01:58 +0000

[...] you’ve come here looking for sparkly emo vampires, then we have a review for you. The rest of you should already know that this is the second release from USBM supergroup Twilight, [...]

By: Omens

Omens — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:54:41 +0000

EMO-CORE FAGGOTS!!

By: Facial La Fleur

Facial La Fleur — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:24:05 +0000

HaHa!! Nice DX.

By: Dimaension X

Dimaension X — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 12:55:36 +0000

OMG! Theethe guyth are tho hot. I luv Vampirth. I lithp becauth my plathtic fangth get in the way om my piertht tongue.

Tho awethome!

By: Facial La Fleur

Facial La Fleur — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 06:18:00 +0000

DUDE!!!!! I was listening to that song again and their chorus is actually a Tanka poem!!!! Check it.

Call it love or lies,
Call it anything you like,
Call it love or fear,
Till we all just disappear,
I really like to suck dicks.

By: Facial La Fleur

Facial La Fleur — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 06:13:43 +0000

Which Blade film is best?
I really like the first two,
But not Trinity,
Triple H plays a homo,
Though Jessica Beal is HOT!!!

By: Facial La Fleur

Facial La Fleur — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 06:06:37 +0000

Mikko, image does matter ALOT when you’re trying to take a band seriously. If you can’t stop laughing at how they look then how will you ever be able to accept their music? Look at HeviSaurus for example… overall those dudes play some pretty competent if occasionally generic power metal but most people who see them in costume first will never take the time like I did to listen to the whole album and discover their not half bad. This is a huge reason why I despise music videos in general. In regards to this band, I would probably enjoy this song if I never saw the way they dressed. Their image is even more gut wrenching than the auto tuned vocals.

By: vugelnox

vugelnox — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 13:18:47 +0000

@still exist: Apollyon is right, its just a source for a few quick laughs at their expense, settle down junior! Also the clothing isn’t really as applicable here as the obvious Twilight cash-in and those auto-tuned vocals.

By: Apollyon

Apollyon — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:08:51 +0000

still exist: pictures or it didn’t happen.

Anyway. I don’t think people truly give a shit about the band or how they dress. I doubt they matter in the grand scheme of things. Just a vehicle for quick, cheap and easy laughs to lighten up the day it seems… and for tanka poems.

The only good thing to come out of the whole Twilight-craze is that Paramore song. Catchy. Ooh!

By: Brutalicon

Brutalicon — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 04:54:35 +0000

fuck this…

FLF – thanks for making the comment thread funny. The music could incite a riot of people pissed off that they actually were exposed to this garbage.

By: still exist

still exist — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:45:15 +0000

Oh, you true metal folks are so doggone sardonic and sartorially sage. Look, for all I know this band is atrocious, but when will you “true” metal folks quit calling bands gay and stupid just because they dress a certain way? I’d wager that you guys don’t get so vindictive when you see the latest black metal dudes outfitted in their gaudy threads. I like black metal attire, but how is that stuff less ridiculous than the whole “fashion core” thing? And hey, some of those black clad goth kids are fuckin stylin, motherfuckers! Ok, now I’m going to go listen to Watain while walking down the street in form fitting black leather pants, a satin jacket and a pink polka dot shirt.

By: faust666

faust666 — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:23:44 +0000

@vugelnox:

compared to Vampires Everywhere, FATA is like Never-fuckin-more !!

By: mccumberv

mccumberv — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:44:26 +0000

I’m too stupid to know what is going on
Someone clue me in
This coffee tastes like shit
wallet chains are ghey
Think I’ll crank some Brain Drill

By: GrandAeon

GrandAeon — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 01:34:43 +0000

Ah, evolution. Where will it take us next?

To our doom, I guess. Or damn close.

By: vugelnox

vugelnox — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 22:28:53 +0000

I think back to years ago when I thought From Autumn to Ashes were really fuckin’ awful. “It can’t get any worse” I told myself. Oh how wrong I was!

By: Infinite Death

Infinite Death — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:53:51 +0000

For crying out loud, will someone please tell this band that DEMONS DON’T SPARKLE???

By: elguerosinfe

elguerosinfe — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:49:59 +0000

Awesome review…

By: Facial La Fleur

Facial La Fleur — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:02:04 +0000

What pisses me off the most about Century Media signing bands like these is that they give THEM these decent budgets for recording and making videos but they dick around good bands like Iced Earth and Nevermore. Did the label change owners or something?

By: gordeth

gordeth — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:47:40 +0000

Looks like Century Media is trying to cash in on the whole Twilight craze. This music reminds me of what glam bands were doing in the ’80s except with different influences and shitty vocals. It annoys me but I’m not going to get too worked up over it. True metal will always prevail.

By: Erik Thomas

Erik Thomas — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:29:40 +0000

Thank you for reviewing this Blade- i got it in the mail, and almsot killed the mailman

By: Duckie

Duckie — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:13:13 +0000

Stabady stab stab,
Stake through your fagtastic hearts,
Like those sparkly noobs,
You don’t matter to me,
When your music has no soul.

By: Storm King

Storm King — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:52:25 +0000

This is on Century Media?

Really?
REALLY?

Watched the video until the auto-tune hit, and surrendered. What a mess.

By: Cynicgods

Cynicgods — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:44:53 +0000

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(DEEP BREATH)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Please make them suffer, Blade!!!!!

By: Nick Taxidermy

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