Comments on: Blessed by a Broken Heart – Pedal to the Metal

By: Kyle

Kyle — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:17:25 +0000

I don’t hate myself enough to proofread that after typing it.

By: Fantomas

Fantomas — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:45:43 +0000

These guys have over 100,000 friends on myspace which means either they’re somewhat popular, or have a lot of spare time to friend random people.

By the way, the only way you could have made the review more heinous was to pass on your pain to the readers by quoting some lyrics. For example, I would have quoted some of the rather artsy passages from “Move Your Body”:

“We came to rock your town
To show you what it’s like to get down
So turn it up, step it up, move your body right,
And show us what you got before we ride into the night

Rocking this hard never felt so good
So move your body right like you know you should
Throw your hands up into the air
And wave them all around like you just don’t care

Whoa! Keep your bodies moving to the rhythm of the beat
Whoa! Keep your bodies moving, keep your bodies grooving”

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:09:23 +0000

You are a vicious bastard cynic, glad you’re on my side.

By: Cynicgods

Cynicgods — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:54:45 +0000

Hahaha funny review, Kyle. I’d really like to hear this with friends while telling them it’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever heard. I will laugh my ass off.

By: Belgarath

Belgarath — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:41:50 +0000

haha great review. I’m curious to check this out, oddly enough.

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:22:09 +0000

This album is proof I’ve mellowed over the years, previous webmasters often received death threats in the review. I still don’t think I did this level of awful justice with my words.

By: Staylow

Staylow — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:57:39 +0000

This sounds awful, just as the band name would imply.

“Erik Thomas hates me, that’s got to be the reason he sent me this one to review.”

Nice. :lol:

By: JW

JW — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:11:28 +0000

“Blessed By A Broken Heart” isn’t a complete sentence. But it is a terrible band name.

By: PizzaClaus

PizzaClaus — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:04:16 +0000

“Erik Thomas hates me, that’s got to be the reason he sent me this one to review.”

hahahhahaha.

By: vugelnox

vugelnox — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:53:47 +0000

The intended audience for this band is hard to fathom. You would have to be woefully naive to find entertainment in something like this. Fortunately the audience for this and legitimately good music would have to be mutually exclusive. Nobody with taste enough to buy Gorguts, Mercyful Fate, Deceased, Hammers of Misfortune albums would be caught dead with this in their collection. Similarly nobody who loved this would have the first clue who any of the other four bands I mentioned even are and that is for the best.