Comments on: BrokenCYDE – I’m Not a Fan, But the Kids Like It.

By: Clauricaune

Clauricaune — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 04:22:27 +0000

I’m a latecomer to this review, but I want to say it’s simply brilliant (except for part where you trash The Fountain).

Also, are you sure those fan replies aren’t gimmicks?

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 06:22:08 +0000

Holy Shit I haven’t laughed this hard in a long long time, and the actual fan replies are definately the cherry on top!

By: Erik Thomas

Erik Thomas — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:31:36 +0000

HAHAHAHAH. I just HAD to approve to two comments above for the comedy value. Ladies and gents i give you BRoKENCYDeS fan base…..

By: I♥BrokencydeBitchez

I♥BrokencydeBitchez — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:48:06 +0000

You stupid bitch.Brokencyde is the best damn thing thats ever happened.Dont diss them jux cuz you dont like them.Dont talk shit if you dont no what any of it means.For some people this is how they feel and express there feelings.So go fuck off you cunt.STOP TALKIN SHIT YOU FAG.
I♥BC13

By: Laura ♥ BrokeNCYDE

Laura ♥ BrokeNCYDE — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:05:20 +0000

Fuck that shit! by the way fuckie, its BrokeNCYDE! not BrokenCYDE! theyre the fuvking shit, BC 13 fureva xD

By: faust666

faust666 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:07:09 +0000

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I have tears in my eyes and a stitch in my side.
If there is a God then I pray to him that the fags from Brokencyde get to read this someday.

By: RectalSquid

RectalSquid — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:55:28 +0000

oh my fucking god. I just listened to their music on their myspace. It is honestly, the worst thing I have ever heard in my life. I’d take Hollywood Undead over these guys any day, and that’s not saying much considering Hollywood Undead is a completely useless band of whiny kids and wannabe Eminem rock stars.

I can’t think of any other way to best describe this album than you did here Erik Thomas.

By: Chevalier Mal Fet

Chevalier Mal Fet — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:19:53 +0000

“No thats not the Cd artwork – just me being fecesious”

FIXED – Funny review

By: Erik Thomas

Erik Thomas — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 14:52:13 +0000

@ Blackwater Park:

1) THEY sent it to me directly to review – so the review was their punishment

2) Sometimes a writer just has to write a review like this to have a catharsis of all the crap we get to listen to.

3) and to be honest – i knew it would get traffic and attention to the site

By: Blackwater Park

Blackwater Park — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:47:59 +0000

I just checked out there Myspace and why bother? I mean seriously, why even bother to review this here? Its not even remotely related to the music any of your readers might be interested in, so who even cares?

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:22:35 +0000

Truly a terrible fucking excuse for music. We’re all doomed.

By: krustster

krustster — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:25:08 +0000

haha, awesome. Reviews like this are usually pretty crappy but this one had be cracking up with laughter. Especially the part where all the babies at the hospital caught on fire from you listening to this album.

By: Staylow

Staylow — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:33:14 +0000

No, not the new Linkin Park. This is about 100x worse than anything Linkin Park could cook up. Seriously.

By: stiffy

stiffy — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:20:29 +0000

Oh jesus Christ and cakes!!! That cover is worse than the shit pile.

By: Dimaension X

Dimaension X — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:44:50 +0000

Wait, this isn’t the new Linkin’ Park album. Sure sounds like it.

By: Red

Red — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:52:34 +0000

@ AARONIUS: good point, and no doubt you are right there. Though I’m not sure if any of my collection is as shitty as a Limp Bizkit release. :) Hopefully you didn’t take my comment to be as shitty as it could sound, because again you’re right, we’re all friends here.

By: Erik Thomas

Erik Thomas — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:50:43 +0000

real cover is here:
http://strangeglue.com/show_image/1244812414/475.jpg

By: AARONIUS

AARONIUS — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:44:15 +0000

@ RED No I’m not effing mad, and I’m sure if you were to show your cd collection to other people there would be something in there that you were once into that now might make you cringe a little.

C’mon now be honest, we’re all friends here.

By: Pj

Pj — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:17:38 +0000

OK, so I HAD to click through to the band’s site, and … really? That’s real? That’s not a parody from SNL? OMGNOOOOOOO

By: Erik Thomas

Erik Thomas — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:58:16 +0000

No thats not the Cd artwork – just me being facetious

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:05:30 +0000

Is that really the artwork or is Erik being funny?

By: Reignman35

Reignman35 — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:24:08 +0000

Wow… yeah this is bad. And you didn’t even mention the album uh “artwork”… A turd on a plate? Holy shit I hope this whole band has their legs broken after their next show…

By: gabaghoul

gabaghoul — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:03:46 +0000

first Korn album was pretty cool actually. definitely novel at the time – that was when bands like Orange 9mm and Deftones and Quicksand were starting to show up. I liked a lot of songs from Issues and Untouchables as well.

Limp Bizkit was always lame (though I can’t deny that Nookie was pretty damn catchy).

I hope I didn’t damage my cred by admitting all that :)

By: loddylodlod

loddylodlod — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:16:49 +0000

Diss on one of the greatest movies EVER but thats ok cause that was a hilarious review. *claps*

By: Red

Red — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:32:22 +0000

brutally honest review!! :)

@ AARONIUS : .”..we all got the first records from Korn and Limp Bizkit”.
Are you fucking mad?!?!
First, how young do you think everybody that reads/posts here is? And if I had been young enough to be interested in those poor bastards, I hope I would still have been of the same opinion that my apparently old ass has and has had to this day.